But Colleen C.'s dad ( Tony Hale) is going on a vacation with his catty girlfriend Tabitha ( Natasha Lyonne). and Colleen M. ( Lily-Rose Depp, and Harley Quinn Smith, respectively, daughters of Johnny and Kevin) are in tenth grade, and want to attend a twelfth grade party hosted by handsome senior Hunter Calloway ( Austin Butler) and his gross friend Gordon Greenleaf ( Tyler Posey). They might be the only ones."Yoga Hosers" starts off simply enough: inseparable teenagers Colleen C. On the plus side, Smith does ratchet his typical language, raunch, and gore down several notches (it's not anywhere near as vile as Tusk was), presumably so that his stars (not quite 17 in real life) could enjoy the movie. ![]() Instead, it's as if it were based entirely around a couple of feeble word-play jokes that might have sounded funny at the time (though certainly not now). The whole movie feels like something that might have come from Troma Studios ( The Toxic Avenger, etc.), but with less energy or playfulness. It's fun to hear them sing, but that's about as far as the fun goes. Smith and Johnny Depp's real-life teen daughters actually seem to be best friends, and their chemistry is genuine. Yoga Hosers takes place in the same Canada that his 2014 horror-comedy Tusk was set in the two "Colleens," who briefly appeared in that unsettling film, are now the leads. Often, it's a good thing when filmmakers make something that they'd actually like to see, but in this case, it might have been better if Kevin Smith had kept this odd little joke to himself. It's the kind of movie you watch while hanging with your friends, because it's just really funny. It's just Kevin Smith making a goofy movie with his daughter and Johnny Depp's daughter. You're not supposed to take it seriously, because it's not supposed to be good. I don't know why so many people are saying bad things about this movie. There's a little talk about periods and stuff, but that's about it. I was sixteen when I first saw this movie with one of my friends, and we absolutely LOVED it, as did my fourteen-year-old brother.Īnd I mean, yeah, the Colleens talk about going to a party, and then invite two boys to the store to hang with them, but nothing really happens between them. Stuff like sausages exploding in the microwave, or when they get stepped on. There's quite a bit of violence in this movie, but it's pretty cartoonish. It's not even scary, just bizarre: I mean, it's about Nazi sausages who climb up people's butts and kill them. ![]() I'd say this movie is okay for high schoolers and up. ![]() Language is fairly frequent (no surprise for a Smith movie, though this is quite light for him) and includes "s-t," "bitch," "d-k," and "ass." Ultimately, the movie feels like it's based on a private joke by Smith and likely won't have much appeal outside of his die-hard fans. Expect sexual references and innuendo, mostly played for laughs and viewed as "gross" by the teen characters. Some characters are Satan worshippers, and Nazi imagery is shown. The monsters are crushed, whacked, and microwaved, but very little blood is shown. Still, it does include small "bratwurst Nazi" monsters that kill people after entering their bodies through their bottoms. Parents need to know that Kevin Smith's comedy Yoga Hosers is a follow-up of sorts to his R-rated 2014 horror-comedy Tusk (characters who briefly appeared in Tusk are the main characters in this movie), but it's far less gross/raunchy. ![]() References to teens drinking at a party, but nothing is shown.ĭid you know you can flag iffy content? Adjust limits for Drinking, Drugs & Smoking in your kid's entertainment guide.
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